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Showing posts with label subways. Show all posts
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Tuesday, July 8, 2008

6th Floor Blog Keeps You Safe

Welcome to the 6th floor.

Today's contributors are: Ann, Sara, Tabitha, Billy and Scott.

Subject: 6th Floor Blog Keeps You Safe


Does anyone actually feel safer because the police decide to search their bag when they get on the subway?”


It's all about looking like they're trying to make the world safer.”

Public image is everything.”


I don't like having to deal with those searchers. I've never been searched though. You know you can just turn around and walk out of the station?”


Yeah, but I think I'm too lazy to do that. Or I'm in a hurry.”


That's what they're counting on.”


Speaking of security, you'd think you'd remember to lock the apartment when you leave.” Tabitha looks in Scott's direction.


I do! Except that one time when I couldn't find my keys!”


Yeah, but then you didn't make sure the door shut tight!”


I was just going downstairs to check the mail!”


Okay okay! Can it guys! It might be a good idea to have a spare set of keys though.”

Camera's are another thing that give the illusion of safety, but really don't do a damn thing.”


I heard you're pretty much filmed constantly walking around midtown Manhattan.”


It doesn't do a thing to actually prevent crime though.”


I don't think most of midtown Manhattan is a high crime area anyway.”


Unless you count the ridiculous prices on everything!”


Ba-da Boom!” Scott fakes a rimshot for Billy's silly joke.


Probably the best way to be safe is to take care of it yourself.”


Walk softly and carry a big stick?”


It's 'Speak softly and carry a big stick.'”


What is?”


Nevermind. That's not what I meant anyway, I just meant you should pay attention to your surroundings and like..not confront gun toting wackos asking for directions.”


Aww, who doesn't love the gun toting wacko? The Internet is the same way actually. There are all sorts of 'guidelines' for keeping everything secure, but when it comes down to it, they're irrelevant because most people set themselves up to be hacked or have their identify or password stolen.”


Like that youtube video 'The Website is Down' where the guy's password is 'a'?”


Yeah, exactly. Although sometimes you wonder if a password like that is just so simple that no one even tries something that basic.”


It's a good motto: 'Keep It Simple, Stupid'.”


Yes. That's actually a huge programming concept. Working in support just reminds me of all the security leaks. I mean, you have no idea how many people email their passwords all over the place. Or people that just save their passwords, which basically makes them useless, or people that have their passwords on post-its attached to their computer.”


At the place I work now, the door-lock password is just the suite number.”


I'd be willing to be the most common voice mail password is probably either '1111' or '1234'.”


Or the last four digits of the phone number.”


It's probably even scarier that those four numbers are probably also the most common ATM passwords.”


What are you doing Scott?” Sara asks, looking at Scott playing with his phone.


I'm..umm..I'm..changing my voice mail password.” Scott says sheepishly.



Thursday, December 13, 2007

This Post Brought To You By 6th Floor Blog

Welcome to the 6th floor.

Today's contributors are: Ann, Sara, Frank, Billy.

Subject: This subway ride brought to you by 6th Floor Blog


Ugh! You and your MTA!” Ann says, throwing her coat at Billy as she arrives home.


What happened now? Your train explode?”


No, I..” Ann pauses, “Explodes? Is that something I need worry about?”


Nah, almost never happens. Hey, you don't ride the F a lot do you?”


Who rides the F anymore? Ha! What's up Ann, you get annoyed at the endless reminders about searches?”


Frank starts speaking in a deep, throaty voice, “...reminded that backpacks and other large containers are subject to search by the police.”


I so wanted to be the guy that makes all those recordings. How cool would that be? I don't quite have the clout for that though.”


Clout? Isn't that word a little big for you Billy?”


It's only five letter's Sara, not that big.”


Sara sticks her tongue out at Billy. “No, I bet she's annoyed at those damn Marie Bartiromo ads.”


The CNBC lady? She's not that bad looking for being 40.”


I don't care what she looks like! It's not you see her anyway, it's just another freaking recording where she identifies herself and tells you to watch the gap. I was only on the platform for a couple of minutes and definitely heard it a couple of times. What's the world coming to that even our safety announcements are sponsored?”


I did hear something about that actually. I'd forgotten about it. I'd rather them sell advertising space than have a fare hike. Well not really, since I don't pay to ride...haha..I'd rather them give us all raises though.”


I'd rather them give you a raise too, or not raise fares..or really anything other than that. I could swear that the damn ad is louder too.”


I didn't end up taking the subway the last couple of days, I could see that being annoying though. I'm already so inundated with announcements that I tune them all out. It doesn't help me hear the info I actually need to hear.”


I am usually pretty good at letting stuff go in one ear and out the other, but this one just annoyed me. “


I hear that. What won't they advertise on? Will we swipe our card and have our remaining balance brought to us by Chase? Will we soon know it as the Jetblue E train?”


That could be horrible. Although if they started sponsoring specific trains, you'd hope the Yankees create the Lou Gehrig 4 train.”


Sara takes her turn imitating the MTA recordings. “Ladies and Gentlemen, there is a Jose Reyes #7 Express train approaching Citi Field.”


Now there is an idea I could get behind!”


I apologize for my horrible horrible photoshopping, but I'm tired now and don't want to play with it anymore.