The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year?

Welcome to the 6^th floor.

Today's contributors are: Ann, Sara, Tabitha, Frank, Billy and Scott.

Subject: Final Month

“I warned you!” Ann intones, walking into the living room.

“No! Dive for cover!” Frank leaps behind the couch.

“I always feel like a celebrity talking to a tabloid when you 'interview' us like this Ann.”

“Well then it's good practice for when you are a celebrity right?”

“Oh sure, of course. Any day now.” Tabitha rolls her eyes.

“Fine, since you're all in such a bitchy mood ... Let's do what you hate most about December.”

“That's easy. The extra crazy lines for even the simplest of purchases.”

“Not a huge fan of the cold.”

“Christmas cards. I hate the buggers. Really, you wish me a happy holiday? Isn't that nice of you, let me hang onto this generic piece of paper to collect dust for a month!”

“The wretched heat in some places. They figure It's always going to be 20 out and blast it, but today, and many days in December are actually kind of nice. I wish they'd have a little more control over being able to set the thermostat day to day.”

“I hate seeing another year ticking to a close without me seemingly accomplishing anything. Tick..Tick...”

“Frank?”

....

“Frank! I see you behind the couch!”

“Fine. I hate the tree.”

“The Tree? The Rockefeller center Tree? Are you a terrorist? How can you hate the tree?!”

“No, I just hate the tree and the whole idolization behind it. Big deal, it's a big freaking tree. And who in their right mind goes ice skating there? It's packed like sardines!”

“Wow..maybe he is a terrorist.”

“But Frank..what about that wonderful scene in Home Al...”

Frank cuts her off. “Don't even get me started on Home Alone 2. I'll never watch something with Macaulay Culkin in it again.”