Taco Wars

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Today's contributors are: Ann, Sara, Tabitha, Frank, Billy and Scott.

Subject: Frank returns from Buffalo

Frank is leafing through a pile of receipts in the kitchen and cursing under his breath.

“Hey Frank! How was your trip to Buffalo?”

Frank mutters softly under his breath. “When did gas get so expensive? Hell, when did snacks at the rest stop get so expensive?”

“Where have you been man? Gas has been expensive for a while.”

“I don't think I've filled up my taken more than once a month at most in a year. I guess I never noticed how ridiculous it gets when you drive a lot. Yikes.”

“Didn't you go up there with him Sara? Didn't you pay for half the gas?”

“Yeah. He's only looking at his half of the receipts.”

“Oh.”

“Those cookies and bread you brought back were yummy though.”

“Yeah, they were. So Frank, how was seeing the old campus? Bring back memories?”

“Oh, tons. Of a cheaper time..” Frank stares off into space...then snaps out of it. “Did you know they changed the Krispy Kreme store into a Vitamin Shop!?”

“Really? That's gotta be a sin or something.”

“The Hooters is gone too.”

“Wow. Buffalo has really gone downhill since you left. At least they still have wings right?”

“Of course. The day Buffalo has no more wings is the day Canada annexes Western New York.”

“We'd probably let them have it too.”

“They can take their Tim Hortons and shove it!”

“Glorified Dunkin Donuts.”

“I would say the same about Mighty Taco. Seemed much the same as Taco Bell.”

“You should try Del Taco out in the Vegas area. Excellent! Blows both of 'em away.”

“Going to Vegas? I'm in..”

“I was thinking about going to Vegas in November actually. It's a friend of mine's birthday.”

“Should totally do it. I hear they have some awesome strip clubs out there.”

“Scott can stalk strippers..the rest of us can drink ourselves silly and lose wads of cash.”

“Except Frank..who will win mounds of moola despite being completely smashed... and then buy us dinner.”

“Anything for a free meal huh?”

“You said it.”

Mickey Mouse is a vampire!

Welcome to the 6^th floor.

Today's contributors are: Frank, Scott

Subject: Tourist Traps of the South

“How was the trip?”

“I feel like I got raped by Mickey Mouse.”

“They don't call him Steamboat Willie for nothing.”

I recently was invited on a trip to Walt Disney World with my cousins. Obviously I expected higher prices and all of that stuff, but I was put-off by just how much of a tourist trap it seemed to be. I've been to Disneyland in recent years too, and was much happier with that experience. I don't know that I have much of a right to complain seeing as the city I live in is routinely more expensive than just about everywhere else. You can get movie passes that say '$1 surcharge will apply in Manhattan', and even fast food chains that boast dollar menus routinely look like $1.29 menus. The steady stream of millions of people rarely motivates any place to lower prices because they have a steady supply of customers no matter what they charge. Despite this, I'm going to complain anyway.

We stayed just outside of Disney, and the feel I got from it was similar to the seediness of old Las Vegas, the area by the old casinos like Lady Luck and the Golden Nugget. It wasn't as shiny, but there were plenty of lights and signs and gift shops. I don't shop or pay attention to prices often, but at the three different Publix's we stopped at I noticed a couple of things. Name-brand soda always seemed to be at 1.79 with no sales in sight. There was a bottle of champagne that was 300% more expensive then I've found it in liquor stores around here. I don't care for the name Publix. There was only one bank that I saw within 15 miles of where we stayed, and not even a Starbucks to be found. We ate at a Shoneys, which was disappointing, as well as two Disney restaurants that were both unaccommodating, featured a very limited menu and were expensive. The one restaurant in Mexico that we made a reservation for months ago told us that they couldn't get all 9+2 of us together, and offered us a table of six and a table of five which they couldn't guarantee would be near each other. When we arrived, we still waited 15 minutes; Ended up being put in three four-person tables, all next to each other but not connected. Then they gave us two different waiters and the food wasn't anything special. Not to mention the very limited selection of beverages or snacks to be had inside the parks, or the cost of the tickets to get in.

Maybe my expectations were just too high for the “Happiest Place on Earth”, but I was still disappointed. On top of that, none of the hotels or the resort we stayed at had wireless(or wired) Internet access. I came home to 100 emails, and 65 entries in the regular blogs that I read.