Welcome to the 6th floor.
Today's contributors are: Ann, Sara, Frank, and Scott.
Subject: 6th Floor Chatter
“I saw the most ridiculous thing today.”
“Scott's new haircut?”
“My new haircut is dashing. Don't be acting jealous now.”
“This woman was pushing a stroller and talking on her cellphone. No big deal, no, but then she got to the stairs, and now she's talking on the phone while trying to bounce the stroller up the stairs.”
“Some people just have no common sense.”
“Did you go over and help her?”
“Some guy did, as she got up the first 2-3 steps.”
“I saw something that pissed me off too.”
“Lame. No, I was in a lobby downtown on my laptop and drinking coffee, and they had those automated doors. This suit must've been waiting for a ride or something because he kept peering outside, and every time he did this he'd walk by the magic eye, opening the door. This flushed out all the heat and attacked everyone sitting nearby with a gust of cold air. Infuriating.”
“Magic eye? You mean motion sensor right?”
“Magic eye sounds cooler.”