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Friday, June 8, 2007

Stalking the Barmaid

Welcome to the 6th floor.

Today's contributors are: Sara, Tabitha, Frank, Billy and Scott.

Subject: Stalking the Barmaid

Doesn't that Barmaid live somewhere around here?”

I don't know, she doesn't exactly publish her location.”

There are clues though.”

Sure, how many bars could there possibly be in New York? I'm sure if you just go to each one you'll find her in no time.”

Well there are clues to what neighborhood. That narrows it down, and there are a couple of us, we each hit three or four bars a night, and maybe we get lucky.”

I'm not going barhopping by myself to find some random girl from the Internet!”

That's your loss.”

Okay, lets hit a couple and check it out. Are you going to come with Tab? It'll be just like going barhopping anyway.”

No thanks. I'll just stay in tonight.”

No fun! Let's go, you coming Frank?”

Sure, not like I have anything better to do.”


Umm...No. I'm still hungover from those three margaritas you forced on me at lunch.”

Ann? Oh, Ann's not here? Where is she? She's always been fond of stalking. Oh well, lets get going.”

The next morning...

Frank emerges from the bathroom. “Note to self, once you start reaching double-digit beers, it's time to stop.”

Stop drinking or stop counting?”

Frank burps. “Probably both.”

I think I have heartburn. I vaguely remember ordering food at every place we went.”

Every place? How many places did you go to?”

Well..I uhh..I don't know.”

Well, that's a good sign. When you can't remember where you've been, you've usually been nowhere good. Did you actually find her or can you not remember that either?”

I think we'd remember if we found her. Wouldn't we? I'm not sure.”

I remember nachos, a corn dog, and potato skins. That's at least three bars.”

Mozzarella sticks. I definitely remember those.”

So four. Which blocks did we decide to walk down?”

Well, we definitely went downtown. I distinctly remember turning left at the corner.”

Yes, we definitely turned left, but we went to the other corner and turned left to go uptown!”

No! We saw the moon as we were walking, so that must've been south.”

What? How does that make any sense? Do you have any idea if the moon was in that part of the sky last night?”

I'm sure. It was just hanging up there in the sky, I remember thinking it was bright and full.”

Are you sure we didn't just go to a bar with 'Moon' in its name?”

I don't think there are any bars like that near here.”

Frank said he had a lot of beers, maybe one of them was a Blue Moon?”

Yes! That does sound familiar!”

So does that mean Frank was right and we went uptown?”

Oh, I don't know. I barely remember anything.”

You guys don't even know if she was working last night do you?”

Well, if she updates her blog about last night we'll know.”

You'll know she was working, but that won't help you remember if you were there or not.”

I think this was a pretty hopeless quest. You guys don't want to do this again tonight right? I don't think I could handle that.”

A little hair of the dog will do you good.”

I'm out too, I can't do that every night. If we're meant to find her, we'll find her by accident. We shouldn't be stalking her anyway, that's not nice.”

She's a Yankee fan anyway, why would you want to find her?”

Frank sticks his tongue out at Sara. “I need more Yankee fans in my life after living with you and your Mets for these 15 months.”

We just need another television in the living room so we can have both games on, rather than doing that picture in picture stuff and fighting over what game gets the focus.”

You know, that's an excellent idea!”


Unknown said...

haha looks like you guys found it!

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